Reminiscing about college, I had a great experience. It is and always will be an excellent highlight of my life. Now I could write about something cliche such as how I found myself in college, or discovered the true value of things. But for you Internet, I want to talk about some more important observations. For example, something I learned early on in college was that girls are magicians. Hear me out. Every girl in every class I ever took did not have a backpack or messenger back for carrying books. No they had a large handbag or purse. Somehow the girl next to me managed to fit every book, notebook, laptop and laptop charger, binder, pen, pencil, eraser, highlighter, stapler, hole punch, etc. in her purse along with everything else that she normally keeps in her purse (wallet, make up, love letters to me). Not only did an extreme amount of stuff fit, it fit neatly, and with extra space. Meanwhile, I'm lugging around a messenger back the size of Santa's toy sack and stuff is stilling falling out. We both have the same supplies (I actually have less), so we should require the same amount of space. Right? Wrong! Logically, I must conclude that the girl next to me cast a spell to enchant her purse allowing it infinite carrying volume.
Another observation I would like to share is about fraternities. They are the quintessential part of the college experience and anyone who did not belong to one seriously missed out on a grand opportunity. Psych! If you belong or belonged to a frat/sorority, stop reading so your feelings aren't hurt. They're great for people who can't make friends. I think I'm capable of socializing without joining Kappa Gamma Psi Alpha Delta Beta Omega Epsilon Theta. It always seemed strange to me, you pay them to be your friends. If these people need monetary incentive to be nice, how friendly can they really be? Just saying. Outside of the sorority/fraternity paying someone for the pleasure of their company can be a criminal offense. I guess that makes sororities and fraternities the pimps of college relations.
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