Am I trending yet?

I love the internet! I have spent countless hours surfing the web. I spend hours watching cat videos, looking at memes and perusing social media. Youtube, Buzzfeed, Facebook, you name it. If it wasn't for Google I wouldn't be able to get around outside my own home. Ironically because of Google I may not need to leave my home. I can bring the world to me. Vacation in the Bahamas? Check. Thank you Google Earth. Did you ever notice how much we complain about the coolest thing since Miles Davis? Just a few years ago there was no high speed internet. Don't pick up the phone! Aaaahhhhhh! Dude seriously?! And not too long ago there was no internet. Yet we persist in complaining about how much we dislike it all. I don't care what you had for breakfast. Stop tweeting every minor accomplishment. So you're in a relationship, big deal. I do it too. We pretend like we don't care, when in truth, we can't get enough of it. I certainly can't. I constantly check statuses for any slight chance of an update. And I just got to know which Frozen character I am. What? Sven? I think that's why we all aspire to be web stars. Finally some recognition for our colloquial activity. At least until someone else shows off how cute their kids are.