Everyone is always complaining about their weight. It's an obsession everyone has thanks to advertisements lying to everyone about what normal human beings are meant to look like. Sadly this can have devastating effects on a significant number of people. No matter how drastic the response. It seems like no one is ever happy with their figure. People are always looking for a new miracle diet, because let's face it, tofu is nasty and exercise is a burden. Fat people have free reign of self hating humor. Let me tell you though, skinny people have problems too. Particularly everyone asking what your "secret" is. Your guess is as good as mine. High metabolism? Anywhere I go, whenever food or diet comes up, I'm suddenly the expert on healthy choices. Newsflash! I'm eating the pizza with you. I'm not Jenny Craig.
That's just the icing on the cake. It's even harder to be a tall and skinny fella. Sure you got your tall person problems. Everyone constantly referring to you as the tall one (even if you are one of many in the group). Asking for stuff on high shelves, even if they can reach it. Feet hanging off the mattress. Tall + skinny = whole new set of problems. Specifically clothes. Imagine trying to find stuff in the right size when you look like an overgrown stick bug. Everything is either too short, or too wide. It's a nightmare. I look ridiculous no matter which size I get. The solution: there is none. But hey, at least I don't have to worry about people judging me because I'm fat. I mean there's like nothing you can do about that.
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